Week 8 EOC: My Vodka is Special Because..

My Vodka is different because its simplicity.  Vodka is supposed to be the “flavorless” alcohol.  We who drink, know every vodka has different flavor qualities to it, but in fact all do have distinct flavors.  My brand is truly what Vodka has been trying to achieve, and that’s alcohol that tastes and goes down as smooth as water.  Getting only the finest grain from the right here in the U.S., the farmland of the world, and water that’s been frozen in time from the glaciers of Canada, we distill our vodka an incredible six times using the highest quality filtration system ever known.  Thus giving us the purest form of vodka anyone has ever tasted.  To properly serve our beverage, we ask to have it served chilled in a shot glass, or on the rocks.  Even some veteran vodka drinkers like their vodka with some type of chaser or mixer, so they don’t really taste the alcohol their drinking, but get the same buzz.  Using such “enhancers” can dehydrate you, or leave you with a nasty hangover.  Our vodka is so pure and so clean that there is no need for anything extra.  You’ll be truly in awe at how amazing it is, you might think you drank water itself, and actually feel refreshed from your beverage.  This truly is the water of life, and increasingly becoming the water of nightlife as well.

Week 7 EOC: Vodka Pitch

This Vodka is LITERALLY for EVERYONE!  (21+ of course)  Who does not like water? Nobody! We need water to survive, and we drink it every day.  Now what if you could take the convenience and ease of drinking water, and have it be alcohol? We here at Lave', had the same vision, and after 20 years of attempt, we’ve nailed it.  Lave':  The Flavorless Vodka.  When served chilled, some may mistake it for water.  Made with The ancient waters from Canada’s Glaciers, and the finest grain from the pastures of America’s farmland, Lave' Vodka, is truly the water of life.  Using a Platinum Filtration system, Favor-Less is Distilled and incredible 5 times to reserve the High organoleptic properties.  We’ve gone all over the world to find the purest ingredients to use.  And remarkably, found out they were right here, in North America.  Vodka’s and their companies have tried to make easier drinking vodka’s with every flavor under the sun.  We’re here to bring vodka back to its roots, being flavor free, and incredibly delicious. When you take a shot, you may think someone is playing a trick on you.  Being that Lave' is 40% alcohol,  give it a minute and you will surely know that this is the not only the best Vodka, but best alcoholic beverage you have ever come across.  Mix it with any juice or soda of your choice, and simply laugh at how delicious it is, with all the effects of a standard alcohol.  However, we encourage you to taste this vodka how it’s meant to be, on the rocks, with additives.  You will never think of trying anything else because this IS the water of life.  Lave' Vodka  is priced at $29.99.